Questions to ask a Heterosexual…

What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

Were you sexually abused as a child?

When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

Is it possible that this is just a phase or fad?

Is it possible you are a heterosexual because you fear the same sex?

If you've never had intercourse with someone of the same sex how do you know you don't prefer it?

Is it possible you just need a good gay experience?

To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual orientation? How did they react?

Why are heterosexuals always so blatant, always making a spectacle of their heterosexuality?

Why can't they just be who they are but not flaunt it?

Wedding rings, kissing in public, etc. is just sick.

Most child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual males? Heterosexual male teachers in particular?

How can you have a truly satisfying relationship with someone of the opposite sex, given the obvious physical and emotional differences?

Heterosexual marriage has societal support, yet over half of all heterosexual marriages will fail this year. Is it coincidence that unnatural heterosexual relationships fail?

Given the problems heterosexuals face would you want your children to be heterosexual?

Would you consider aversion therapy?

What would God think of your heterosexual behavior?

Have you tried praying away your heterosexuality?

I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public!